Now before I get started with this one, I want this to be on record that this is in my opinion based on watching these movies several times and rigorously analyzing each one. The criteria for what makes a movie “violent” exceeds more than just someone being shot or a broken nose. We live in […]
Top 10 Things You Don’t Want to Happen When You Are Home Alone
This list will be short and sweet. And terrifying. These are things that only seem to happen when we are alone. Because any other time would be far too inconvenient for ghosts/axe murderers. Here are the Top 10 Things You Don’t Want to Happen When You Are Home Alone: 10. A Phone Call- First thought: […]
Fear of Spiders
Okay, before I even get into it, this is one that I actually understand. Something like the Fear of Jell-O or Fear of Unpeeled Bananas, not so much. Fear of Spiders, I understand. Arachnophobia affects a shocking amount of people. If you put a 20 foot tarantula in a room of 30 unsuspecting children almost […]
Fear of Urinating in Public
Probably the most frustrating Fear out there is Fear of Urinating in Public. You are at the restaurant or the bar, having a few drinks with some friends, or maybe you are on a date with a catfish you met online, when nature calls and says you need to pee. You head towards the nearest […]
Fear of Your Boss Discovering You’re Not Working
If you are unemployed, think of it this way: You are asked to clean the dishes at home but your 8 hour gaming session ran a little bit longer than expected. Your parents, girlfriend, or the man who just broke into your house takes one look at the dishes and begins screaming at you. Not […]
Fear of Spotting Someone You Recognize in Public
It’s the mother of all awkward encounters: Fear of Spotting Someone You Recognize in Public. You’re sitting on the train, minding your own business, when you just get this urge to look up. Of course, you are looking right into the eyes of a scowling ex girlfriend or into the eyes of an equally scowling […]
Fear of Accidentally Deleting Something
“Has anyone seen my…” “That’s weird. I swear I put it here three days ago…” Sound familiar? Probably not, but it was a good way to up my word count. If those words did ring a bell, however, then you are someone who is all too familiar with one of the most horrifying experiences imaginable: […]