The Horror Movie Community is notorious for its ability to produce 1 good movie for every 250 terrible movies. Maybe you have been in a heated argument with someone who actually thinks The Fields was a good movie. Or perhaps you watched Paranormal Activity and thought “wow I hope they make at least 4 of these!”. In either case, you would do well to read a review before watching any horror movie so you know what you’re getting yourself into. That’s why Things I Fear provides you with these well-crafted Horror Movie Reviews.
Did you know Hollywood is legally requiered to produce at like 15 terrible horror movies each year? As long as you don’t fact-check that, it’s true. So before you leave the house and spend money on a movie you will immediately regret or settle in for a long night of Netflix n’ cry, why not read some of the latest Horror Movie Reviews? It could be the difference between a waste of time and less of a waste of time. You can even read a Review while you’re watching the movie so you can follow right along with the spoilers these Reviews are filled with.
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I had the opportunity to watch Evil Dead Rise within a week of when it was released. In an actual…
Spoiler alert: There will be spoilers in this Barbarian Movie Review. Mostly because spoilers make the world go flat (or…
Before we dive into this The Invisible Man Movie Review, it’s important to note that this could have just as…
Okay, so first of all, you know how some movies claim to be “found footage”? Or how some movies are…
This is one of those “I don’t know where this is going but I don’t like it” movies. It’s really…
Neither IT nor IT Chapter 2 was particularly good. While the first movie was “meh” the second movie can be…
Ahh Horror Movie Reviews. Where would we be without these, right? Sitting around reading about the latest Fears all the…
There are at least 3 Chapters in the Insidious movie franchise. If you haven’t seen any of them, Chapter 3…
The Platform was very unique for a lot of reasons. Before you watch it yourself, here is a fun pro-tip:…
There are basically two types of movies in the Horror Movie community. There are movies designed to scare people with…
Sometimes a new movie comes out that essentially rewrites an entire genre. Sometimes a franchise becomes so iconic, millions of…
You know that feeling when you are watching a movie and you swear you’ve seen it before? Almost every scene…
I watch those 30-second trailers for a Horror Movie on Netflix. I think to myself, “Wow that looks horrendous. It’s…
Why is it that some movie franchises assume the moderate success of a first film will guarantee a sequel will…
This Is The End is not exactly a Horror Movie in the conventional sense. It is definitely more of a…
It’s pretty impressive this movie was not only able to make a popular trend seem like the worst possible way…
Before we dive into the I See You Movie Review, it’s time for some basic housekeeping! If you like our…
Calling the movie “Uncaged” is both a misnomer and a completely accurate description. While yes, the people in the movie…
This movie was so bad I think it became good at one point. Without spoiling the entire plot within the…
When a terrible script, awful acting, and an illogical plot meet, they can create something truly spectacular. This movie is…
Okay….okay. Okay so this was one of those movies where you kind of get the feeling it’s going to be…
Thank you for this Movie Review recommendation! One of those movies where you say “have I seen this?” followed by…
What’s the first thing that comes to mind when you hear a name like The Babadook? Probably some strange creature…
This will be a review of the entire show, not an episode by episode breakdown because that would be wildly…
Is 30 seconds of a movie truly long enough to determine whether you should continue watching or not? In this…
Typically not a fan of sci-fi movies, this one was under the ‘horror’ section of Netflix in which I am…
Get ready for a strongly opinionated summary of this movie mostly built on memory because I actually saw it about…
When you watch a movie like The Purge, regardless of which one it is in the series, you have to…
If you have a Fear of Snakes, you probably missed this one when it debuted back in 1997. Or perhaps…
This is great movie! It’s a Top 10 for me in terms of favourite movies to re-watch a dozen times…
Okay, so, when Cloverfield first came out (ignoring the fact it was just a poorly done version of The Host),…
Full disclosure: I only watched about half of this movie and then gave up. Therefore this review may or may…
This one came recommended from a coworker who, instead of actually reading any of my articles, blindly suggests topics with…
The product of Jeepers Creepers combined with Dead Silence: It’s an old wives tale that come back for revenge or…
Let me start by saying that I had absolutely zero expectations for this movie and for that reason it did…
The basic premise of this cinematic gem stars a groups of misfits who were the product of the worst casting…
Seldom do I come across a movie that is so bad that not even words can justify the intensity of…
The movie starts off with nothing happening for the first hour and a half. Then that trend continues for the…
I’m doing this review while watching the movie. So if you have any intention of seeing this movie, ignore everything…
Many people disliked this movie for a variety of reasons. I, on the other hand, did not mind it all…
It’s a Rob Zombie movie through-and-through. Even one of the main characters looks EXACTLY like him. If that’s not intentional,…
I saw this movie after going a couple of weeks without even hearing about it. That, or I managed to…
This movie had a lot of potential in that it was something that could have been really great. It was…
Can I start this off by saying how much I hated this movie or should I save that for the…
Before I really tear this one apart in another installment of a Things I Fear Movie Review about Cabin Fever…
As far as the genre of overplayed shark attack movies go, this one is one of the worst. As far…
The jumps are lessened, the chills are reduced. The constant sense of uneasiness is replaced by product placement and teens…
I really had high hopes for this movie. I did a little research and it was given some pretty decent…
Surprisingly not that bad! I had low expectations for any movie I see on Netflix, but this was one of…
Allow me to start this by saying that this was the single worst movie I have ever seen in my…
As far as I’m concerned, this is classified as a Zombie movie. So it will be included in my Top…