Seldom do I come across a movie that is so bad that not even words can justify the intensity of which I hated every second of it. This movie is the epitome of everything I could possibly hate wrapped up in one pointless ball of anger, confusion, boredom and an overall waste of my time. This movie… Just.. The ending sums it up perfectly which explains this Lovely Molly Movie Review.
The movie starts off with the potential to be absolutely abysmal but ends up being so much worse. It alternates between being about ghosts, drugs and a psychological condition. In any case, it’s completely illogical and absurd.
Molly has frequent mood swings that are unexplained and irritating. The transition scenes are laughable at best. She has an obsession with a camera that really has no contribution to the movie. She’s almost always naked or complaining about something.
She bites her husband, seduces a priest, stalks a girl who stares at the camera for too long, stabs a deer that is suspended in the rafters, does heroine and films a door.
Let’s skip ahead to my favourite part: the ending. I’m going to spoil this for you only so that you never have to subject yourself to it. She walks out of the house, naked, and slowly you can see what she’s walking towards. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s an abnormally tall man with a bear mask because why wouldn’t it be?
You think (hope) it’s over. But then her sister discovers a photo album where all of her father’s pictures have been replaced by horseheads. Why? Because who knows. Then she reaches for the closet and the movie ends.
Don’t watch this. I can’t believe I did. At least we’ll always have this Lovely Molly Movie Review.
0/infinite stars.
