Since the dawn of time, there have been two facts the world has collectively agreed on. The sun either rises in the East or the West (can never remember that one so I don’t want to look like an idiot by guessing. This is a much better solution) and at night there is a moon. Since the Earth revolves in an endless circle, some parts see the moon while the others see the sun and then they switch. There’s probably more science behind that but for someone who cannot remember the difference between East & West, this is a good start. The one detail many people forget to think about until it is too late is the presence of a full moon and what that might mean for their weekend. Let’s explore that further in Fear of a Full Moon.
Looking Up at Your Fear of a Full Moon
“Awoooooo”. You’ve probably heard that once or twice before. Likely in Horror Movies or from people who just enjoy a good howling. There are several references to full moons and their impact on turning adolescents into bloodthirsty creatures. Werewolves, as they are called, refer to half-human, half-wolves. They transform based on the appearance of the moon. More specifically, a full moon. They are often referred to as Monsters even featured in Top 10 Lists that you should definitely read. Werewolves grow to large sizes, walk on 2 or 4 legs, can move at extreme speeds, possess gigantic teeth and claws, and are very hairy. Werewolves typically do not have regard for life as they are on a quest to just eat or destroy anything in their paths. This package of physical traits not only makes for great campfire stories but reasons to invest in a drain stop for your bathtub.
While werewolves are usually one reason someone may have a Fear of a Full Moon, there are other, non-hair-related reasons too. Many of these Fears can be categorized as examples of having Selenophobia. But we don’t use long words around here. Not because we don’t want to use the wrong word and be incorrect, but because it’s too long to type. Many people hypothesize that a full moon leads to wonky technology, unusual human behaviour, or makes it more difficult to go undetected while skulking around at night. In astrological circles, a full moon probably indicates some things related to your horoscope too. Speaking of which, I know someone who does do horoscope readings and more. In case you were wondering why the moon only seems to be following you around at night.
Barking Back at Fear of a Full Moon
Aside from the potential Y2K-adjacent concerns of a full moon being the reason why your car won’t start, a full moon can actually do a lot of good. You can stay outside longer to get mundane chores done even late at night. You can use binoculars or a telescope and stare at the moon in all its glory rather than just blankly into the great abyss. For many people, a full moon is actually a sign of good luck. Like the opposite of a black cat. But in space!
So the next time you see a full moon looking down upon you, don’t just start screaming into the night. Take a second and think about the fact the moon is an awkwardly far distance from you and likely cannot hurt you. Think about how it could be a good omen rather than the conjurer of werewolves. Consider the fact that it’s just a giant orb of cheese in the sky. Science has not yet returned my request for comment on these points.
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