Before you have to give up an entire 90 minutes of your life, you should read some of our Things I Fear Movie Reviews! It just might be the difference between you wasting time watching a movie and wasting time reading a review about that same movie.
This one came recommended from a coworker who, instead of actually reading any of my articles, blindly suggests topics with no way of knowing whether I ever act on their suggestions. I guess that’s still a form of flattery? Anyways, here’s the Hush Movie Review for your eyes only. Or you can share with anyone […]
The product of Jeepers Creepers combined with Dead Silence: It’s an old wives tale that come back for revenge or something equally vague and unexplained. Introducing the Darkness Falls Movie Review brought to you by your friends at Things I Fear who inexplicably decided to watch this. The movie starts off with a love story
Let me start by saying that I had absolutely zero expectations for this movie and for that reason it did not disappoint. It was everything I never wanted and more. It’s another one of those “found footage” movies. But with a twist! There is nothing scary, frightening, or even remotely interesting. Two words: Canadian movie.
The basic premise of this cinematic gem stars a groups of misfits who were the product of the worst casting job since the dawn of time as they embark on a quest in a house with unsolved mysteries about.. Something. Before the opening credits even start, a group of hooligans throw a rock at the
Seldom do I come across a movie that is so bad that not even words can justify the intensity of which I hated every second of it. This movie is the epitome of everything I could possibly hate wrapped up in one pointless ball of anger, confusion, boredom and an overall waste of my time.
The movie starts off with nothing happening for the first hour and a half. Then that trend continues for the final fifteen minutes of the movie. This movie is the biggest waste of time since watching Black Death. Which I refuse to write a review for because it doesn’t deserve one. Yet Lovely Molly received
I’m doing this review while watching the movie. So if you have any intention of seeing this movie, ignore everything I’m writing because I will be giving a vague play-by-play of the events instead of a standard review. I’m going to leave out some details to allow a little bit of mystery, but I’m essentially
Many people disliked this movie for a variety of reasons. I, on the other hand, did not mind it all that much. Let’s discuss why in this Things I Fear Movie Review for The Hitcher. So the movie starts off in a typical teenager going on a road trip kind of way. This is evident
It’s a Rob Zombie movie through-and-through. Even one of the main characters looks EXACTLY like him. If that’s not intentional, I don’t know if coincidence does this any justice. But a more pressing issue is at hand: A Things I Fear Movie Review for The Devil’s Rejects movie in the only way I know how.
I saw this movie after going a couple of weeks without even hearing about it. That, or I managed to somehow completely forget that a new horror movie was out there. Which is disappointing by my standards…Here’s what I thought of it in the form of a vague and confusing Things I Fear Movie Review