Let me start by saying that I had absolutely zero expectations for this movie and for that reason it did not disappoint. It was everything I never wanted and more. It’s another one of those “found footage” movies. But with a twist! There is nothing scary, frightening, or even remotely interesting. Two words: Canadian movie. […]
The basic premise of this cinematic gem stars a groups of misfits who were the product of the worst casting job since the dawn of time as they embark on a quest in a house with unsolved mysteries about.. Something. Before the opening credits even start, a group of hooligans throw a rock at the
Seldom do I come across a movie that is so bad that not even words can justify the intensity of which I hated every second of it. This movie is the epitome of everything I could possibly hate wrapped up in one pointless ball of anger, confusion, boredom and an overall waste of my time.
The movie starts off with nothing happening for the first hour and a half. Then that trend continues for the final fifteen minutes of the movie. This movie is the biggest waste of time since watching Black Death. Which I refuse to write a review for because it doesn’t deserve one. Yet Lovely Molly received
If you or someone you know is a woman or a visible minority, you might be familiar with a term that only goes by one name: The Glass Ceiling. Having a Fear of the Glass Ceiling can also inhabit the lives of men, but that’s less common due to a little something called a double-standard.
If you are anything like me, which you hopefully are not because I wouldn’t wish that upon anyone, then you really enjoy spending way too much money doing some online shopping. Whether you get your fix via Amazon, Kijiji, or the given obscure site of your choice, you probably have a number of concerns or
I’m doing this review while watching the movie. So if you have any intention of seeing this movie, ignore everything I’m writing because I will be giving a vague play-by-play of the events instead of a standard review. I’m going to leave out some details to allow a little bit of mystery, but I’m essentially
Many people disliked this movie for a variety of reasons. I, on the other hand, did not mind it all that much. Let’s discuss why in this Things I Fear Movie Review for The Hitcher. So the movie starts off in a typical teenager going on a road trip kind of way. This is evident
It’s a Rob Zombie movie through-and-through. Even one of the main characters looks EXACTLY like him. If that’s not intentional, I don’t know if coincidence does this any justice. But a more pressing issue is at hand: A Things I Fear Movie Review for The Devil’s Rejects movie in the only way I know how.
I saw this movie after going a couple of weeks without even hearing about it. That, or I managed to somehow completely forget that a new horror movie was out there. Which is disappointing by my standards…Here’s what I thought of it in the form of a vague and confusing Things I Fear Movie Review